Warning - this post is PHOTO-HEAVY!!!
(But then again, when aren't they?)
Let’s get this Coolest Summer Evah
started!!!! I went to Disney World over the weekend and attempted (for the 3
rd
time) to spend 24 hours in the Magic Kingdom.
Also, I wanted to try to do this
trip on a budget of $550 or less (not counting the hotel reservation itself).
And, because I love a challenge, I
decided this year, rather than just doing “24 pictures of clocks” (did this in
2014) or “24 pictures of doors” (did this in 2013), I would up the challenge
and do “24 Pictures of Olaf on Rides!”
Did I do it??? Let’s find out!!!
After an EXTREMELY LONG, and not at
all distracting, day at work, I hauled ass home, threw all our stuff in the car
and got on the road about 6pm. We
stopped for gas at a station we normally don’t stop at, and it was entertaining
to say the least. While I was pumping gas ($20), an older lady (possibly
homeless, probably just dirt-poor) came over holding a hideously ugly painting that
looked like it was stolen from a pay-by-the-hour motel room. She wanted to know
if we wanted to buy her ‘hand painted masterpiece’ for only $100! It’s a steal, right?
Wow. We didn’t buy the painting. I know. You’re shocked.
We did, however, drive through
Arby’s for dinner ($21.58), then ate it while driving south.
We got to our hotel around 8:30ish
and checked in, paying our resort fees ($23.73, or $7.91 per day), then headed
to our room and got ready for tomorrow morning. We set out our clothes and
what-not, set the alarm for 4am and hit the sack. It was gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooooong
day tomorrow! I can’t wait!!
FRIDAY
Even though the alarm went off at
4, I think we snoozed til almost 4:25 (oops!).
We got up, got dressed and packed our bags for the day (even though we usually go bag-naked, a long day
warrants a bag at Disney).
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| Olaf has his MagicBand, he's ready to go! |
We headed to our car by 5:15 or so,
running late, as always and got to the Parking Plaza shortly thereafter,
getting waved through by a CM. Yippee, free parking! (Saved $17 there!) We got a great parking spot about 5 rows away
from the Tram Tunnel, so no need to catch the tram.
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| Taken from our car - we were that close! |
I debated whether to take the Ferry
or the Monorail over to the Magic Kingdom, but decided that by tomorrow
morning, I would be exhausted and want to just sit down, so I decided that the
Ferry would take us to Magic Kingdom, and the Monorail would take us back.
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| Ride 1 - Ferry to the Magic Kingdom |
Halfway across Seven Seas Lagoon,
we heard the ending of the Opening Show.
So, we were too late to ‘technically’ rope drop (this means getting
there before they open) the day.
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| So pretty! |
We went through bag check, then
through the Tapstiles (they don’t turn anymore, so I can’t call them
“turnstiles”), and got in line to rent a locker.
MK only has large lockers now (which is
smart!), so we got a locker ($12) and stashed the majority of our
stuff.
We starting walking down the middle
of Main Street, but I backtracked because I wanted to catch one of the Main
Street Vehicles as one of my 24 rides.
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| We wasted time! It's already 6:25!!! |
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| Good morning, beautiful! |
There were none there
at the time, but we were able to see the Flag Non-Retreat (usually, it’s the
Flag Retreat, but they were putting it UP!).
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands
One Nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. |
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| Good morning, Old Glory |
I waited around for a while for any of the Main Street vehicles, but they never showed
up.
Oh, oops. I forgot to account for
the opening Trolley Show, which didn’t start until 6:45.
So, we people-watched until the Trolley Show
was over, then hopped on to the Trolley.
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| Daisy and Donald Duck |
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Someone in a yellow dress with blue hair, Elsa, Mr. Elsa, Trolley Girls, Briar Rose, MiSiCi Dancer,
?, Newsie Lost Boy, Sally?, somebody with a monkey, Festival of Fantasy Dancer, Peter Pan |
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| Anna, Elsa and Mr. Elsa |
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| Mr and Mrs Elsa (who wasn't all that happy with me and my camera); Trolley Girls |
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| Lilo, Tink, Belle and Live-Action Cinderella |
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| Holy Shit - I'm on a TROLLEY! |
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| Do'ee got a booty? He doooooo! |
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| Um... okay. That's kind of gross hair. |
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| Ride 2 - Main Street Trolley. I can see the castle! |
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| Yay! Humphrey representation! To learn how to do the Humphrey Hop from "In The Bag," click the picture! |
After our scenic trip to the
castle, we made our way to Adventureland, doing whatever we could as quickly as
possible. Although, I – OF COURSE – stopped on the Liberty Square Bridge for
some gorgeous sunrise castle shots!
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| Good morning, beautiful! |
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| Hubby is also rocking a stuffed toy for ride photos (totally stole my idea...) |
Our first stop in Adventureland was
the Jungle Cruise. We got a good skipper, but the crowd wasn’t awake yet, so
his jokes weren’t landing very well.
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| Ride 3 - The Jungle Cruise. Sadly, this is only the front side of water... |
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| He's right behind me... isn't he? |
Next, do you trust me? We took ahold of a street beggar’s hand and
rode Aladdin’s Magic Carpets. Since it
wasn’t busy, I had a carpet to myself, so I didn’t worry too much about the
spinning, upping and downing of it all. Hubby and the Kiddo shared a separate
carpet. Also on this ride, I discovered that trying to focus on a stationary
object (Olaf) while on a moving ride (Carpets) causes mega dizziness when
looking away from said object. This’ll be a fun day!
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| Ride 4 - The Magic Carpets of Aladdin. Olaf, go UP! |
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| Trying to be a COOL teenager at Disney World |
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| Sorcerer Mickey says Hi! |
After Aladdin, we ate ‘breakfast’
which was a package of powdered donuts and bottled water (brought from home; no cost).
We charted a course through the old
arches, matey, and got on Pirates next. Olaf had a lot of fun on this ride, but
he got a little evil-looking in the photos!
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| Ride 5 - Pirates of the Caribbean. Burn it down, Olaf! |
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| Wheeeeee! |
Once off the ride, we wandered
around the gift shop a bit. Olaf had way
too much fun here.
No one wanted to ride Splash with
me (shocker), so this was my first solo ride of the day. I really like this
ride because it’s long, it’s cool (because of the water), and it’s fun (because
of the drops). I don’t get to ride it a lot
because of my wussy family, so I was going to enjoy this!
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| So? I'm made of snow! |
I walked alone though the mountain,
because there was simply NO crowd, and I ended up getting a log all to myself,
plus there were three empty boats behind me!
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| Ride 6 - Splash Mountain. Going up the hill |
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| Olaf Hitchcock doesn't like the look of that hill up there |
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| You can't beat the view, though |
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| The Family + Sorcerer Mickey waiting for me at the bridge |
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| All by myself.... don't wanna be... all by mySELF... ANYMORE!!!!! |
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| Look at my cute hat |
Neither Olaf nor I got wet at all,
so our next step was Big Thunder.
This
is the hubby and the kiddo’s favorite ride, so we do it all the time. My
stomach was feeling a bit wonky, so Olaf and I skipped this ride, figuring out
that we’d come back later for me to add it to my ride count. (Spoiler Alert –
we didn’t come back). Olaf and I watched from the sidelines.
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| This would have been Ride 6. We chilled out and had some water instead |
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| Family sitting 4th row from the back |
Our next step was across to The
Haunted Mansion, which is probably one of MY favorite rides. I just wish people
didn’t feel the need to recite the spiel alongside The Ghost Host. Those people
spoil it for newbies.
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| Sure, YOU guys can sit on the railing.... |
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| Ride 7 - The Haunted Mansion |
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| Not a bad shot of the haunted hallway |
Olaf got in trouble playing in all
the gift shops and climbing the fence with his pal Mickey at the Haunted
Mansion, so he was put in the stocks for a bit.
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| I fear there's a chance he may escape |
From Haunted Mansion, we entered Old
Fantasyland and hit up it’s a small world.
Lines were building now, so there was a wait.
Olaf got to see what happens to solid water
when it gets warm…
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| Everything's white in here, just like me! |
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| Ride 8 - it's a small world |
Next up, Peter Pan, one of the most
over-rated, but still really cute, rides in Fantasyland. Generally, all of us
ride alone, but I shared my boat with Olaf.
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| Stop sitting on railings, Olaf! |
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| Ride 9 - Peter Pan's Flight |
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| Ready for take off |
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| Dude, is this a rave? |
After Peter Pan, we began walking
back to the central Fantasyland area and saw that the Carousel wasn’t too busy,
so we hopped on that. (Also, I just want
to point out that as of right now, we hadn’t used any Fast Passes!).
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| Ride 10 - Prince Charming's Regal Carousel Wheeeeee! |
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| Hold on, Olaf! |
Me and the kiddo hopped up on a
horse, but Hubby decided against it, stating that they were not comfortable,
and instead took a seat on the bench behind us. (And of course, he could tweet
some more…) Ugh, again with the dizzy. I really need to figure out a better way
to take an ActionOlaf! shot without getting dizzy!
At some point this morning, Hubby
broke his glasses, so after a pit stop at the potty, we made our way up to the Emporium and dropped $23.91 on
a pair of new sunglasses. That was also the only souvenir we purchased this entire
trip!
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| Weird pic, I know, but Olaf follows me EVERYWHERE! It's creepy. |
Next, we went to Guest Relations to
get new AP cards (since our Magic Bands WERE our tickets, we didn’t receive
plastic Annual Passholder cards, which are needed to get discounts at
restaurants and stores). Also, I needed to activate my new Disney Visa Rewards
card. I thought that the money would show up on my card once I activated it,
but I still had to call Disney Visa, so I ended up just tucking the card in my
wallet and not worrying about it. My budget was fine, so I wasn’t missing out
on any ‘money.’
While in Guest Relations, we took
advantage of the FastPass+ kiosks to change our FP from Big Thunder (since
they’d already ridden it, without using said FP) to Winnie the Pooh, so we wouldn’t have to wait
in that horrid line with sticky toddlers.
It was very easy to do here because 1) it is an UNMANNED kiosk (so no
obnoxious Cast Members doing it for me) and 2) no one knows there here, so
there wasn’t a line.
We went and rode Pooh, which we
never do. I think it’s a stupid ride, and doesn’t really even have any
redeeming qualities (like the ability to make fun of it in a great way). If this ride had ride photos, we would look
like we hated life.
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| I blame Sorcerer Mickey for all the railing sitting... |
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| Ride 11 - Winnie the Pooh. Olaf thinks we're on meth. |
We decided that at this point, we
were almost halfway done with rides and it was only 10:30am, we should stop and
get some lunch before it got really busy. But what did we want? Cosmic Rays?
Nah. Tomorrowland Terrace? I could get behind that – they have a great
spicy chicken sandwich! Nope, we ended
up going to Casey’s and bringing it back to Tomorrowland Terrace for a table
and the quasi-AC. We all got corn dog nuggets
with fries and OF COURSE - Electric
Cheese!!! I splurged and got full-on
Coke (instead of diet, or instead of water); I figured I was going to need the
caffeine and sugar over the next 19 hours.
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| Food of the gods - Corn Dog Nuggets, Fresh French Fries and Electric Cheese!!! |
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| Close up beauty shot of that crispy fried goodness |
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| Hands off my Coke, Olaf! |
After lunch, we rode the railroad
to let our food settle, and went around one more time to New Fantasyland. As we
passed over Frontierland I was shocked-not-shocked by the current line at
Splash (this is why I rode it earlier).
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| Ride 12 - Walt Disney World Railroad |
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| Not a lot of folks coming in during the middle of the day |
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| This is what a hot day at Disney looks like, at Splash Mountain! |
We
stopped by the Storybook Circus big tent to see if the FP kiosks were
still there. They weren’t, but we DID
see that they’ve added charging stations and comfortable seating to this
area. Good to know! All the chairs and charging stations were
currently in use, so we headed over to the Little Mermaid.
The ride is cute, but very boring.
The queue, however, is so cute! And the rockwork and water make it a cooler
space to be in when it’s warm outside.
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| Ride 13 - The Voyage of the Little Mermaid |
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| Duuuuuuude, what else you got in that box? You look wasted! |
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| Not a bad shot! |
I felt the need to take a photo of
Olaf with King Nipple Triton outside.
Olaf was bored.
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| Peek a boo! |
With the temperatures climbing, it
was time to start heading to those indoor rides, so we went on Carousel of
Progress. Yeah, it’s old and cheesy and the 80s future is a joke, but I just
love it!
There is only one thing that
truly bothers me about this ride – there are similarities in every ‘set’ right?
There’s always mom, the son, the daughter, the grandparents, Uncle Orville, the
dog. Well, there is only a cat in THREE of the scenes. It drives me bonkers –
Disney is so meticulous about everything else, why is there a cat missing in
the 1940s scene?
Or am I missing it?
Every time we ride, I strain to see a damn cat, and I can’t find it
anywhere.
Maybe it’s inside the pumpkin…
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| Ride 14 - Carousel of Progress |
Anyway, afterwards, we hit the potty behind the
stage in Tomorrowland. I love the counter tops in this specific bathroom, and if
I ever redo the bathroom or kitchen in my house, I would LOVE to have counter tops that look like this! Is that weird?
Okay, well so is this – let’s go to my all-time favorite ride; the
People Mover!!!!
Oh, it’s shut down… Okay.
We chilled out a bit, near the
restrooms (it was shady and there were benches), Twittering, playing on
GameBoy, you know, all that quality Disney Time stuff.
Olaf played in the flowers.
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| He can call me Flower if he wants to |
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| Winter moon |
PeopleMover came back up about a ½
hour later, so we hopped on and took a trip around Tomorrowland.
Since it was busy, we only went around once
before getting off, even though a lot of times (and would again later tonight)
stay on for 3 or 4 loops at a time.
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| Ride 15 - The PeopleMover (I think Mickey is exhausted) |
We stopped by the FP kiosk near
Monster’s Inc and was accosted by an overly zealous Cast Member who wanted to
do all of the work for us. We told him
nicely that we knew how to use it, but he still got all up in my space, not
letting me do it for myself. It was really frustrating. Anyway, we got a FP for
Buzz that was only about 5 from then, so we chilled near the Lunching Pad until
it was time to go.
Olaf (nor I) was not very good at
this game. He only got 800 points. Sadly, I think he still beat me.
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| This photo wasn't planned to be this awesome - it just happened! |
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| Pew pew pew |
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| Ground control to Major Olaf |
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| Oooooooooooh |
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| Ride 16 - Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin |
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| Olaf showed up on the ride photo! |
After Buzz, it was almost 4pm, and
I was ready to take a break.
We headed
back to Storybook Circus to grab some snackage and try to charge up our
electronics.
Hubby got a Jumbo Chocolate
Chip Cookie. I got an Event Cupcake (chocolate cake, buttercream icing and
sugar rock sprinkles). The kiddo got a Strawberry/Blue Raspberry Goofy Glacier
and a M&M Krispie Treat. Hubby and I each got a bottle of soda (me again
with the Coke) We also got a bag of Chocolate Caramel popcorn for a friend of
ours who babysits our cat and our house while we’re gone. Grand
total?
$34.39.
Olaf paid.
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| So many yummy treats! |
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| Olaf doesn't see the resemblance |
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| Even his credit card is blue |
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| Jumbo Chocolate Chip Cookie (meh, it was okay) |
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| Family Size Chocolate Caramel Popcorn (think Moose Munch) |
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| ARTSY! Coolest Summer Evah Event Cupcake, with Goofy Glacier in the background |
All the seats near the charging
stations were taken, and even though some of the plugs were open, we aren’t the
kind of people to trust random strangers with our electronics and leave them
there while we went to seats far away, even at Disney, so we hung out at a
picnic table and waited our turn.
Apparently people don’t understand
that 1) you leave when your things are charged and 2) if you see other people
waiting, you don’t line-jump them. After
a bit, hubby got all grumpy at these people and went back inside the Big Top Souvenir
store to see if he could find a plug. The Kiddo and I (slowly) finished our snacks, then went in after him. He had found a (non-regulation) plug behind a
display near some doors. We joined him
there, sitting on the floor, but were chased away after 10 minutes. The doors
were a fire exit, so I can understand why we were told to move.
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| Chillin' and chargin' |
We found another set of plugs near
the exit of the character Meet & Greet, so we plopped down there. Now, I
don’t use my tech much at Disney (because, HEY, I’m at Disney!), but teenagers
do, and hubby uses his phone as his camera too, and he loves to tweet what he’s
doing, so he goes through his battery very quickly.
I think we stayed there for over an hour
before he deemed everyone charged enough to leave.
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| Snug as a bug, still chargin' |
Our next stop – my next stop – was
Barnstormer. This was another I rode alone; Hubby’s legs are too big for the
ride and the kiddo just didn’t want to. I can agree that the leg space is
seriously lacking for adults, but it’s a 30 second ride!
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| The Great Goofini! |
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| Death-defying Olaf! |
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| Ride 17 - The Barnstormer |
Night is falling on Disney, and we
stopped by the Town Square Theater to meet with
WDWNT for a Scavenger Hunt. We had until midnight to finish as
many questions as we could, and each page was a separate Land.
We started with Main Street USA and did
pretty well, but since it was getting really busy, due to the upcoming parade,
we switched over to Liberty Square before heading to Columbia Harbor House for
dinner.
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| Instructions for the Scavenger Hunt |
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| Main Street USA questions |
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| Liberty Square questions |
The kiddo told us at this point
that she didn’t think she was going to make it the full 24 hours. I found this
quite ironic, since the last two times we’ve tried this, she made fun of me!
I wasn’t starving for dinner, so I
talked hubby in to getting the Chicken & Fish combo. I ordered the Chowdah,
and the kiddo got shrimp. I Frankensteined my meal with fish, chowdah, 2 shrimp
and some fries from each of them. I’ve
heard a lot, a LOT, of good things about Columbia Harbor House’s chowdah, so I
was psyched to finally get a chance to try it.
Unfortunately, as I was digging in
to it, I discovered that it wasn’t as good as I was hoping, or that I’d heard.
It was watery, not thick. It was also kind of grey (unless it just looked that
way under the lights). I had a few
spoonfuls, but just couldn’t eat it – and it never even crossed my mind to
return it! – so I ended up with 1 piece of fish, some fries, about 1/3 of the
soup and about 2 shrimp. It was a sad
dinner. Dinner cost $37.54 total.
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| Olaf is a big fan of these sugary drinks! |
After eating, we were able to find
a table near a wall plug so we could recharge our tech. The Kiddo seemed to do
well just chillin’ for a while, playing on her phone or her GameBoy. She was
tired, and you could see it! I told her that I only had 7 more
rides to go before I hit 24, could she make it that long. She said she could,
but deep down, I knew that she was only saying it to be nice. Hubby thought so,
too.
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| You know she's tired when she's not eating shrimp |
At midnight, we met up with WDWNT
at Tortuga Tavern and turned in our Scavenger Hunt answers. There were a bunch of teams there, so we all
just hung out at the tables while the answers were scored. At one point, I put my head down to rest, and
got called out by WDWNT for it!
Out of the 30 total questions we
answered, we got 25 right.
(Hey, that’s
a “B” – I’ll take that grade!)
I picked
out 3 pins as prizes, but Tom also gave us each a Cast Member patch, and Hubby
got a Disneyland pin/coin.
All the prizes came from Theme Park Connection.
Our next stop was the Hall of
Presidents. I thought it was a good choice; it is a lengthy show, and the seats
are comfy – the Kiddo (or I) might be able to take a nap! We sat in the very front row, so we could
really stretch out our legs, but neither of us were able to actually nap.
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| Plenty of leg room for Olaf too |
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| Ride 18 - The Hall of Presidents |
After Hall of Presidents, Hubby
began leading us… somewhere. I asked him where he was going, but he didn’t
answer. He drives me NUTS when he does
this – he gets on some sort of mission and practically ignores everything until
he gets to where he’s going. It ended up he took us back to the Big Top
Charging Area. He thought that it was a good option to let the Kiddo hang out
here and chill/play on her phone/nap while we go and do some more rides. He’d seen that she was okay at Columbia
Harbor House doing that. We led her to a
chair and told her that we were going to go ride more rides and that she should
call us if she needed us.
After another potty stop (seriously
wondering about the chowdah at this point…), we made our way to the closest
ride, Dumbo. I was feeling that Mom Pang
of “I left my baby all aloooooooone!” but I knew that she’d be fine; she’s
practically an adult – it wasn’t like we were leaving a five year old alone…
but still.
So, Dumbo is a LOT tighter when two
fat people ride it.
I love Hubby, but
that was a lot of squishing. Also a lot of DIZZY, trying to focus on Olaf while
spinning.
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| Just enough room for one snowman |
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| Take us up, Olaf! |
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| Wheeee, I'm flying! |
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| Ride 19 - Dumbo |
After Dumbo, I wanted (yes, wanted)
to ride Tea Cups and knock that off the list, but it was one of the rides that
closed for maintenance until 3am (and we missed it by just a few minutes).
Since the Speedway was close, we hit that.
When it’s not 100º outside, with
the sun bearing down on you, and with humidity at 1000%, it doesn’t stink of
gas so much over here. Kind of a bummer though, because didn’t you always get
just a bit of a high while waiting in that line? Just me? Okay.
I let Olaf drive half of the route,
but he wasn’t very good at it. Luckily,
I was so tired at this point, everything was freakin’ hilarious, and people
were probably assuming I’d somehow gotten drunk. Or high on Speedway gas fumes…
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| Ride 20 - Tomorrowland Speedway Driver, please take us around the block |
Next was AstroOrbiter, which had a
bit of a line, but not much. I think we waited around 10 minutes? Hubby went up with me, but he refuses to ride
it because 1) it’s high up, and 2) it goes fast and banks, so he feels like
he’s going to fall out. I love the high part, I love the fast part and I love the banking part! Just not so much the spinny part.
There were some teenagers in front
of us playing some sort of Charades game on their phone where one person would
hold the phone up to their head and it had a word that the rest of the kids had
to make the head guy guess. It seemed like a fun game, and I somewhat played
along with them in my head… Creepy middle-age mom!
Anyway, I got in my spaceship (lots
of leg room!) and off we went, around and around. And there’s the dizzy,
focusing on Olaf, but then… oh, then… Do they go even FASTER at the end of the
ride, or has it been so long since I’ve ridden that I’ve forgotten about
that? I held on to my chowdah for dear
life, looking down at my feet, praying for it to be over!
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| Commencing countdown, engines on |
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| Ride 21 - AstroOrbiter |
Needing a tummy break, we popped
back over to Big Top to check on the kiddo and we couldn’t find her
anywhere!
Oh, God, I have lost my child.
She has been stolen by some pervert freak who has taken her into the woods of
Disney World and killed her…
oh, wait…
there she is.
She just found a couch up
against the wall closest to us, and we couldn’t see behind the wall.
Phew…
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| When you're so tired you sleep anywhere, with no craps given to your surroundings |
We woke her up to let her know that
we were checking up on her and tucked her backpack closer to her (she left it
in plain sight on the table in front of her).
The chance of thieves at Disney is pretty small, especially at 3am, but
no reason to tempt fate, right?
I needed another potty break at
this point – I was feeling really icky from the chowdah, and I was beginning to
wonder if that “undertaste” I tasted while eating it was the beginnings of it
going bad.
I also took a few Pepto Bismol
pills at this point, as well as continuing to drink lots of water.
Our longest wait of the entire day
was the new Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. We waited 90 minutes in line for this
ride. Generally, I wouldn’t wait that long, but I wanted to pass the time, and
I hadn’t ridden it at night yet, anyway.
While we were in line, we ended up
stuck in front of this Eastern European Snob from Boca, who originally came
from a “C” place – Czechoslovakia, Chechnya, Croatia, something like that.
She was some rich family’s nanny, and man, this chick was so full of it, you
could smell it. She kept telling her
friends that she knew EVERYTHING about Disney, but she was wrong on so much of
it! For instance, did you know that
there is a basketball court inside Expedition Everest? That Walt Disney had an apartment over in
City Hall? Or that if you looked at Cinderella’s Fountain juuuuust right, it
looks like she has a crown on? Exactly –
one of these are correct, but she got more wrong than not. It was entertaining
at first, but as she kept going, I really was ready to punch her. She was like
a walking internet website that gives out incorrect information!
Luckily, we didn’t have to ride
with her, and the ride was extra fun in the dark.
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| Ride 22 - Seven Dwarfs Mine Train |
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| I'm so tired, I'm seeing colors at this point. |
As we exited, we saw the coolest
costume of the night – some guy dressed up like
Eddie, complete with Roger Rabbit! Not to be stalkery, but we hung out at the
exit of the ride until he came out just so I could get a photo of him. So here
he is in his early 90s Toon Town Glory – Eddie and Roger!
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| Can we take your picture, pppppppplease? |
Now that it was after 3am, we
headed back over to the Teacups. This
was also my FINAL IN-PARK RIDE!!!!!
The first attempt was a fail – the
CM counted out people, as they always do, but there were no cups left for us.
The CM said that this happens a lot; people will say that they have a certain
number in their party (like we would have 2), but then each person would take a
cup alone. So instead of two girls, one cup, it ends up being two girls, two
cups. Meaning there are not enough cups
to go around. Meaning, we had to get back in line and wait for the next go
round. Once we got on, though, hubby was kind enough to NOT spin the cup (I
hate spinny rides, but did it for the challenge), and I didn’t feel icky at
all. From the Teacups, anyway.
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| Friends til the end |
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| Ride 23 - Mad Tea Party; If you spin it I'll puke on you, Olaf |
It was around 3:45 at this point. I
didn’t really want to go ride more rides, especially with the kiddo conked out
so far away, plus my feet were killing me, so we went back to the Big Top,
pulled a few chairs around our Sleeping Beauty and plugged in all of our tech.
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| This was our hang-out spot for the next 2 hours (FYI, Olaf makes a GOOD pillow!) |
I popped over to Big Top Souvenirs
and got a Sprite ($2.76) to help the tummy. (I can’t believe I spent three
bucks on soda… Frugal Me is unhappy). I
Twittered for a while. I napped for a while. I pottied multiple times
(seriously, my tummy was VERY unsettled…).
I undid my pants to make room for my bloated tummy. Super sexy.
At 5:30, we woke up the Kiddo,
packed up our stuff and I hit the potty once more, feeling slightly better. I even buttoned up my pants for the trip. We
made our way to the front of the park, stopping for the Obligatory Clock
Shot.
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| Obligatory Clock Shot! We're almost there!!!! |
Now, you’ll notice that the clock
does NOT say 6AM. There is a reason for
that – the hordes of people who would be descending upon this clock in just a
few minutes!! I know I was there at 6am.
My digital camera keeps a record!
The clock officially struck 6AM as
we were halfway between the clock and the exit, so YIPPEE, I officially did it!!!!
Let’s hear it for the 37-year old fat mom!
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| Goodbye, beautiful! |
Anyway, we left the park, cleaned
out our locker and got our $5 locker deposit back, then got in line for the
loooooooong monorail line. You can just imagine, right?
We bid good MORNING to the Magic
Kingdom and took our final ride of the day.
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| This is how far back the line was for the monorail! I think 5 or 6 came before we could get on. |
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| Ride 24 - THE MONORAIL!! |
Back to our car, then back to the
hotel, totally running on auto-pilot.
We
had just enough time to take a nap before our 11am reservation for brunch at
Trail’s End (who thought THAT was a good idea? Oh, yeah… me!)
