Rock You Like a Hurricane

In 2004, there was a hell of a hurricane season in Florida, and one of those hurricanes - Hurricane Frances - did a number on my yard and my psyche. A noise we thought was a tornado turned out to be the roots of my neighbor's huge double-bore Live Oak tree being ripped out of the ground. It fell parallel to my house, missing my roof by about 2 inches. The canopy fell in my other neighbor's yard! If that tree had fallen perpendicular or at any angle other than how it landed, my house would have been demolished. We were without power for almost 6 days (and let me tell ya, no AC in Florida in September is HELL!) and we lost almost $1000 worth of food from the fridge and freezers.

Because of this, I am always on edge during Hurricane Season, and even more so when I know there is even the possibility of a storm coming my way. On August 28th, there was a storm forming in the Atlantic, right behind Hurricane Harvey. Luckily - for Florida - Hurricane Harvey headed to Texas and made landfall on August 29th (12 years to the day after Hurricane Katrina, which is kind of spooky). I spent the week before Labor Day glued to The Weather Channel watching updates and praying for all the residents of Houston having to go through this ordeal.

August 28 Prediction - so far so good

The day after Harvey made landfall, the storm out in the Atlantic got her name - Irma. At the time, she didn't look all that threatening. I was keeping an eye on her though, because I had a 5k on Labor Day, and then a vacation at Disney right after.

August 30 Prediction - Yes, go south!

September 1 Prediction - Uh oh, it's moving north

September 3 Prediction - A hit in South Florida means very little storms for me

Luckily, on September 4th, there were no issues with the race - it didn't even rain. When I got home that afternoon and checked the most recent advisory, it looked like it was going to keep going West and run over Puerto Rico, mostly avoiding Florida. So we went to Disney!

September 4 Prediction - this could be great! Die over Cuba!

Because Hubby cannot stay off of Twitter when we're at Disney, he was keeping a track of all the NOAA announcements and showing them to us over the course of Tuesday, and I was getting slightly antsier every time he showed me a new one. By this time, Irma was a Category 4 storm, but I was still feeling okay, knowing it wasn't going to impact our area of Florida.

The next morning, at Trail's End, they thankfully had the TVs on and tuned to The Weather Channel, and there it was... Irma was now a Category 5. And even worse, the 8am advisory showed that it had made a huge turn overnight and was now going to make landfall and drive right up through the center of the state.

(Such a great show!)

September 6 Prediction - going straight up the state now

We left Disney around 1pm and it took us over 4 hours to get home, thanks to the evacuation of South Florida. At the time, we had no idea why the Turnpike, and subsequently, Interstate 75, were so backed up. It was a Wednesday afternoon!

Dude, what's up with this traffic?

It's a very long traffic jam

We spent an hour in traffic trying to guess where "the accident" was, but we never saw one. Then we began to wonder if it was because of the storm?

Where are THOSE two vehicles going?

Ah, that's where they're going...

We began to realize it had to be the storm because - as you can see in the photo - no one was going south! You never see no traffic on the other side!

We went 10mph for another hour until I finally decided to detour through Ocala.

All those cars in the middle of the screen are in line for gas

Traffic was backed up here, at the exit ramp, because there is a BP station right around the corner, and there were a LOT of cars stopping to fill up.

Gas lines

At least they were courteous enough to pull over as much as possible as to not impede traffic too much!

We bypassed all this and headed home via US-441.

So much better! (If I ever have to evacuate, I may just go up 441!)

All day Thursday, I was fretting about this impending storm. It looked like it was going to miss the tip of Florida and pound the east coast of the state with its western side (the worse side).

September 7 Prediction - Worse for us!

I went into full Hurricane Prep Mode. Filled up all of our empty water bottles and stashed them in the freezer. Put the ice maker on overdrive, filling bag after bag with ice, as well as using my old-school ice cube trays for ice. I got every single flashlight in the house (we have small LED flashlights in every room) and stashed them in my Kid's Meal Sand Bucket from Restaurantosaurus (see, I told ya I'd use it again!).

I also made a quick trip over to my regular Publix to pick up my birthday cake and emergency toilet paper (in 2004, we ran out of toilet paper, so whenever a storm comes in, I buy more toilet paper!) Because, hurricanes should always have cake, right?

My cake says "You're 40. That's Old."

I love the Publix bakery!

On Friday,  however, the track changed - again - and now it looked like it was going to chug right up the peninsula to us (we live at the 8am Monday "M" on the map below).

September 8 Prediction - Still pretty bad!

After I took Hubby to work, I went over to the City Public Works department to pick up sandbags. Unlike the County - where you had to bag them yourself - the City would give you 10 pre-filled bags. All I needed was proof of residency.

I got in line, around the corner, at 9:35am

Whoa, that's a lot of people

There is a crew member answering questions at the entrance

Further down, they are checking licenses and proofs of residency

Many people used the time in line to clean up their trunk or cargo spaces

BRAVO to these guys for busting their asses for their community!

I *VASTLY* underestimated the size of the compound! It took 2 hours to go along the red line!

My levels of Freak Out kicked into high gear and I began wondering if we should try to evacuate? I thought about going up to Tallahassee - even though it was in the cone too. I also even thought about going over to Dothan, Alabama! It was mostly out of the track, and I felt that the storm would have pounded itself out by the time it got up there. Mostly, I just thought about going somewhere I could afford a hotel room for 2 nights that would accept pets, was away from I-75 and was within a 6 hour drive.

On Saturday, I looked at hotels and was surprised-but-not-surprised to see that hotels within 6-8 hours of us were all booked (at least the inexpensive and pet-friendly ones). I was feeling very stressed and anxious, like I was doomed, but Hubby kind of talked me down. We looked at the track again and were relieved to see it had moved west a bit. He didn't think we needed to evacuate (he's got a weird sixth-sense about stuff, so I trusted him... even though I was still stressed).

September 9 Prediction -  - It's a little more to the West now

I was glued to The Weather Channel, anxiously waiting for each update.

The view from Mom's Balcony - Saturday at 8pm

I was also glued to my computer and my phone, worrying about my family on the Gulf Coast. Aunt lives in a mobile home, but she was heading to be with her family in Brooksville, in central Florida. Mom said originally, she was planning on staying in her apartment complex near Tarpon Springs; they would allow residents to remain until wind speeds reached about 40mph. I kept telling her that she needed to come north to us. We have a strong concrete block house, and aren't a mile from a beach. She thanked us for the offer, but kept declining. Later in the day, when it began to look like some serious shit was gonna come her way, she decided to join Aunt  in Brooksville tomorrow.

Around dinner time, it started sprinkling.


Sunday morning, we woke up to yet another shift - now it was on track to come up the Gulf side of Florida. Because of this, Mom left even earlier for Brooksville. My brother and his family, who are over near Daytona Beach, decided to ride it out at home. They live within blocks of the beach. I was very worried about them!

The view from Mom's Balcony - Sunday at 7:45a.m.

September 10 Prediction - Keep moving west! Keep moving west!!!

As for us? Hubby and his sixth sense said we should also hunker down and ride it out at home. So we did.

Mid afternoon, I peeled myself away from the computer and got some treadmill time in, then cooked up some dinner. And ate birthday cake in bed (yeah, remember, this is my super-awesome 40th birthday month!)

I fell asleep watching The Weather Channel. Hubby came to bed around 10pm, but he was too wound up about various Tornado Warnings to actually sleep. (I stress about hurricanes in general, he stresses about tornadoes). We ended up turning the TV back on around midnight (it was getting really windy out there!) and Hubby was getting in and out of bed for over an hour, checking on the house, checking on the kiddo, checking on the cat. I watched until after 1am, then left it on for Hubby, but covered my eyes with a towel to block out most of the light. I think he turned it off around 2am.

At some point, the power went out. Then came right back on. Then went right back off. Then right back on. Then it stayed on, with no more issues. I finally got some sleep around 3 or 4 a.m.

When Hubby got out of bed Monday morning around 6am, we found the master bathroom and hallway flooded - even with the sandbags we put against the house, our foundation still leaked. He put down a bunch of towels to soak it up while I "slept in" until 8:30am.

The power was still on, but the cable box had some error code, and there was no WiFi in the house. I heaved my tired ass out of bed, pulled up the towels, spun them in the washer then threw them in the dryer. (I saw no sense in actually washing them, if I was going to rotate them out to soak up more water). I also put down new towels to soak up the rest of the water (plus any additional water that may come our way soon).

After doing that, Hubby confirmed that we had no WiFi, cable or telephone services (we have internet phone from our cable provider). At 9:30a.m. the power went out. I got the towels out of the dryer (luckily most of them were dry by then) and opened the windows, then spent some lovely time on the couch with a book.

A few hours later, I finally opened the door to check any damage outside; there wasn't much. The storm had passed, so I pulled out the porch chairs and set them back up - I was planning on camping out there when it got too hot to be inside the house.

Smart Hurricane Tip - Park as close to the house as possible, in case of falling branches

We all hung out in the living room for a good portion of the morning, just chatting and bullshitting. Hubby wanted to go out for lunch, but I said no; I didn't know how long we were going to be without power, and I wanted to save up any money we may need, if the power stayed off for a few days (in 2004, we were without power for almost a week; we ate out a lot.) He ended up taking a nap a few hours later, partly because he was so bored, mostly because he hadn't slept well the night before. I cracked open my book again and enjoyed some peace and quiet.

Power came back around 3:30. We actually turned the AC off and left the windows open because it was really pretty outside (post-hurricane weather is usually some of the prettiest weather in Florida). I turned on data on my phone so I could check out Twitter and see what was going on. I also checked the status of the food in the fridge and freezers. I didn't see any thawing, so I had an ice cream sandwich to celebrate!

Around 6, we were all hungry, so we decided to get some dinner. On our side of town, only Domino's and Wing Stop were open. We went over to Newberry Road - nothing was open there. Over on Archer Road, a few miles away, only Costa Vida and KFC were open, and the KFC had lines out the door and around the corner! I'd say 90% of those in line were college kids. On our way back to the house, we swung by the Circle K to see if we could pick up some junk food, and man! They were closed too! (Of course, looking back now, how stupid were we, thinking that anything would be open!) We ended up just doing our own thing at home. I think I had a sandwich. Cox was still down at bedtime, so no internet, cable or phone service.

Flooding near 34th Street and University Avenue

Local creek flooding its banks

Tree damage at the college

On Tuesday, County offices were closed, so I was off today. There was still no Cox. I got some housework done until around 10, and then we all geared up and headed outside to do some clean up. There was a large sapling that was bent over that we cut down. Up on the roof we got a lot of cleaned up.

We had to clean up a lot over here

Cleaning up overhanging branches at the back of the house

While we were up there, we saw a large branch that had broken away from a tree, but was bound up in some vines, so it couldn't fall down. Back on the ground, Hubby had the bright idea of slinging an extension cord over it and trying to pull it down. Rather than just fall down, it came swinging at him like that scene from Star Wars where the Ewoks launch a tree trunk at the AT-ST Walkers.

Yeah... The broken, jagged, edge of this tree branch swung right into his left bicep. Hard. But... if he hadn't broken the swing with his bicep, it would have swung right into the bathroom window and caused some serious damage, so good job, sweetie!

The damage to his arm from September 12 through September 25 (some days were skipped)

While Hubby took a well needed rest, the Kiddo and I cut down some more stuff before we were ready to die.  We all sat around trying to figure out what we wanted for lunch - and who had WiFi. The Kiddo wanted Arby's, so we headed there. Arby's has no WiFi. I joked that we should go get milkshakes for dessert, to which both of them went, "Fuck yeah, milkshakes!" so we hopped across the street to Steak 'n' Shake. Bonus - it was happy hour by then, so our milkshakes were 50% off. And they have WiFi!

Always get your shake for Dine-In - it's bigger!

We sucked on our milkshakes (and sucked up the WiFi) for about an hour before returning home and returning to the yard work. Which was where I quickly realized the huge error we just made - who does yard work in Florida in summer with a belly full of roast beef and milkshakes?!?

I powered through and we got a lot done, and dragged a bunch of fallen limbs (and "fallen because we chopped 'em down" limbs) to the curb for the waste guys to pick up over the next few days.

I decided at 7pm that my ass was going to bed! I gave no fucks that it was still light outside - my back was KILLING me and I was exhausted! I Twittered for a while, popped over to Facebook, where I saw a post from a co-worker, wondering if we were supposed to come in to work tomorrow? Uh, I thought we did... I sent a text to my boss, who didn't text back until almost 10pm, that, yes, we had to go to work tomorrow. Bummer...

So on Wednesday, I crawled into a hot shower, then checked the TV. Still no Cox. When I got to work, there were a lot of employees talking about their terrible Emergency Shelter experiences (as a County employee we are required to assist during emergencies; I was listed as a Needed Personnel - if the department I worked for was open for business, I would have to come to work; if I was a Non-Essential Personnel, I would be given an assignment, such as working at a shelter).

Luckily, our boss was very understanding, and many of us were on the internet a lot, checking on family members, reading about damage, etc. At some point in the afternoon it was announced that both the Santa Fe River and the Suwanee River were flooding, and a few shelters would be remaining open.

After work, I got a well-needed massage, noshed on some tasty local pizza and avoided my ringing phone. Someone kept calling me repeatedly for like 2 hours. I didn't recognize the number, so I didn't pick up. We were still cable-deficient, so we watched old movies before I headed off to bed. As I went towards my room, I saw that the caller had finally left a message, so I checked it - oh, man! They are calling me to work at a shelter. I'll call her back in the morning.

On Thursday, I woke up to another message; this time it was my boss. Apparently they were really desperate for bodies, and I was "fresh", meaning I'd not yet worked at a shelter. Bummer. Although, you all know me, I'll gladly work, even if I don't really want to. When I got to work, my boss said I would most likely work on Saturday, if the shelters were still open.

Hubby was back at work today too, so he could finally get some WiFi (he was getting extremely bored and grumpy at home).  This meant that the Kiddo was home alone (which she loves), but alone with no WiFi, or cable. I texted her that she should go to the library - DUH! It has free WiFi!


Cox services were all back up and running around 4pm - yay! - and it was great to finally settle back in to real life and have a home-cooked meal.

On Friday, I woke up to no Cox again! (It came back a few hours later, for good.) I stopped by the Circle K near my office for my usual Friday treat and they still had no gas and no ice, a lot of empty shelves and the soda machine was out of order completely. I went over to McDonald's instead, where they were also low on supplies - they had a printed list of what all they had available posted to the drive-thru speakers. It was a very interesting morning. Once I got to work, I was told that I was off the hook for shelter-duty; they didn't think they would need to keep the shelters open over the weekend.

Once the weekend got here, it was a relief. We'd made it through a crazy week! I was finally able to get a bunch of stuff done; got the house cleaned up, got some dishes done. I was able to do a quick shopping trip for urgent stuff (the shelves of Walmart were still pretty bare because trucks were so behind).  On Sunday, I knocked out 6 miles on the treadmill (should have been 7.5). And wait... there's another storm? What's Maria doing?

Turning 40 Where Dreams Come True

Around Mother's Day, my mother and I were talking about Disney and how, when she goes with my aunt, they always do the same things. Aunt loves the Magic Kingdom, so they pretty much always just go there (not that there's anything wrong with MK, it's my favorite too!). She was lamenting that it would be great to have a trip where she never once stepped foot in MK, and could instead have fun an the other three parks!

Over the next few months, this discussion came up again and again and I told her that we would love to take her to Disney for a day and show her how we do the parks. We had extra tickets we could share, so we planned to do a day, the day after Labor Day, when crowds would be lower.




A few weeks before it was time to go, she messaged me on Facebook and told me that she found a great deal on a room at Pop Century, and that she'd be glad to pay for a room for us, so that we could stay for two days, instead of one! Score!

So, with that in mind, I began planning an awesome two-day extravaganza that didn't include the Magic Kingdom or even the Mono-rail! FastPass+es were made, meal reservations were made, I was ON it!

A few days before the trip, Mom sent me a birthday card. At first I was confused, because it seemed very childish, but then I realized... It was a card that turned into a tiara!!! 

 
 I figured out how to pin that sucker to my visor and I rocked my awesome tiara that morning! 

It even had a little tulle train in the back!

We were up before the sun on Tuesday (and after running a 5k yesterday!) and we headed directly to Pop Century to meet mom and check in. Since we got there at 8am, there obviously weren't any rooms ready, but they would text us when they were. We hopped on the bus and made our way to Animal Kingdom to get in line for Flight of Passage, the new ride in Pandora: The World of Avatar (P:WoA).

Mom was a little put off by how crowded it was for this ride, but was in good spirits as we queued up at 9:03am.

We look like we're close, but we're soooooooooooooooo far...

The line wound all the way to the bridge that leads to Africa, before returning back to P:WoA and the actual queue line for the ride. (Josh at EasyWDW has a great blog post about this that shows in more detail how the line moves).

The line was so long that it crossed over walkways, and cast members had to corral us with ropes and let passers-by go! Also at this point, I realized that I'd missed our first FastPass+. Not a big deal, I was able to reschedule it for later!

We were now in the "official" queue around 10:30am

I dunno know what this is, but it's cool lookin'

Disney people always want to put money places! And, um, I hope they don't want that gift card back...

Finally, at 11:07am, we were on our numbers and we took our flight. It was as amazing as I remember, although, sadly, I lost my sunglasses!

I'm #2! I'm #2!

In all the trips we've taken to The World, I've never lost a pair until now!  I had put them on top of my visor, and during a break in the ride, I took the visor off because it was getting in my way... the sunglasses must have fallen off at that point. I didn't realize they were gone until I was almost to the exit door downstairs. I could have called Lost and Found for them later, but they were cheap $10 sunglasses from JCP. I was fine with losing them (and The Kiddo let me use hers for the rest of the day).

Once we left P:WoA, we were all ready for lunch. Mom only eats yogurt for breakfast, and all we'd had were donuts, so we trekked over to Restaurantosaurus for some Picky Eater food.

The Kiddo got nuggets, Mom and Hubby each got a burger, and I got a Kid's Meal cheeseburger, that was served in a bucket!

Because we'd gotten there early, we were also able to score the BEST seat in the place; the Airstream Booth!

A thing of Disney Legend, envied by all on the DISBoards and internet chatrooms. I have officially made it as a Disney Ultimate Fan!

🎶 It's the end of the world as we know it! And I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! 🎶

All joking aside, it's actually a great table; it's really spacious and because of the surround, it's really quiet.

Once our meal was done, our next FastPass+ was for Finding Nemo. Is this a great use of a FP+? Not really. But Mom isn't a roller-coaster rider (I'm the only one), and she'd mentioned many times how she wanted to see some of the shows that Disney offered. Hubby and the Kiddo think Finding Nemo is a boring show, but they knew that this was a trip for Mom, so they went along with it.

After we found Nemo, we headed over to Festival of the Lion King. I'm the only one - out of the three of us - who has seen this. Mom saw it once and was looking forward to seeing it again. I saw it on the day I did Disney alone, after the Kiddo went to MegaCon a few years ago, so I was eager to share it with them, especially because the Kiddo is a rabid Lion King fan.

They were both impressed with the show, but I was impressed with the seats we got!

Hey, I'm in a tree

Like a true performer, he caught my lens all show long!

Insert Culture Club Reference Here

He can light the candles on my cake!

Ooooh, artsy

I'm so happy to be an extra!

Raise your hand if you're a badass Mofo!

Having spent the majority of the day at Animal Kingdom, it was time to make our way over to the Boardwalk for some sweets!

We stopped by the Boardwalk Bakery, where I got a cheese croissant and we all split a Creamsicle cupcake. Mom asked the cashier at the bakery if they had any sort of picks for my birthday (picks are the little plastic things you usually find on cupcakes). The poor cashier had no idea what she meant, but they were able to find a box of candles, so I stuck two candles in my danish.

I liked the danish, but the cupcake was not very good. I think I'll stick to my cheesecake brownies!

I wanted to keep the box, but I was already weighed down by my sand pail from lunch

(We never actually lit the candles)

Orange Creamsicle Cupcake (Yellow cake, marshmallow top, crispy pearls, orange cream filling) - it was meh

I'll just wait for a Publix cake, thanks

Next up, we took a Friendship Boat over to Epcot and took mom on Test Track. This is one ride that she always wanted to get Aunt on, but Aunt is a very... hesitant... person. She didn't think she would like riding the ride.

Mom, however, really liked it!

Despite looking indifferent, she was enjoying it!

We also took her on Soarin', which she loved, before we hoofed it to the back of the park for dinner at Via Napoli. She absolutely loved the pizza, and I think she's a new fan of the place.

We didn't stick around for Illuminations, because Mom's not a huge fireworks person, so it was time to catch the bus back to the hotel for the night. We'd been texted hours before what room was ours, so we were able to go directly to the car and grab our bags, then conk out in the rooms.

It's a crappy photo, but I love it because that's how they spent most of the day; just walking and chatting!

Pop Century recently began a revamp of all of their rooms, swapping out the double-beds for queen beds, and removing old carpet and the like. We stayed at Pop Century for our very first trip (way back in 2010), and though it was nice then, it's so much better now!

Queen bed and Queen Murphy bed (when closed it's a table with two chairs to go with it)

Kitchenette-ette? Fridge and coffeemaker; also luggage rack and ice bucket, and chairs for the table

Big TV and sideboard/dresser

Wednesday morning, we had reservations at Trail's End for breakfast. My plan was to take a bus over to the Magic Kingdom (the closest she'd get the whole time!) and then boat over to Ft. Wilderness. Unfortunately, I should have done a bit more research... boats don't begin running until 45 minutes after the park opens!

So, we headed over to the Bus Loop to pick up a bus to Wilderness Lodge (the CMs said it would be easiest to take a bus to Wilderness Lodge, and then boat over to Fort Wilderness from there). Once we got to the Loop, however, a Fort Wilderness bus had just pulled up to drop off their park-goers, so we hopped on and got a great personal bus ride over to FW. He was very chatty, talking about the impending storm (Hurricane Irma, more on that in a bit...), and he seemed almost sad when we got off the bus!

A second bus brought us to Trail's End Buffeteria, only a little bit late, and we were soon settling down to a delicious breakfast. 

Sausage, Bacon, Biscuits & Gravy, Breakfast Potatoes, Tots, Donut Hole, Pulled Pork, Mickey Pancake and Eggs - whew!

While noshing on tasty bacon, sausage, eggs, tater tots and my new love - biscuits and gravy - we also spent much of the meal talking about Irma. Before Labor Day, the storm was estimated to head south in the Gulf of Mexico and not be much of a bother to Florida.

NOAA prediction as of August 30th at 11am

A few days later, it changed dramatically, heading for South Florida. I think we all assumed it would be ashore around the Keys.

NOAA prediction as of September 3rd at 5pm

Then on Monday morning (while I was still meandering around Jacksonville), the cone changed again, and it was going to miss Florida completely, but go right through Puerto Rico.

NOAA Prediction as of September 4th at 11am (less than 24 hours later)

Seriously, she couldn't make up her mind!

Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!

But then, on the morning we were eating our tasty bacon (seriously, go eat breakfast there!), the direction shifted AGAIN!

Now it was forecast to come straight up the center of Florida!  When we saw this, we started thinking, hmmmm, perhaps we should take this a little bit more seriously?

NOAA prediction as of September 6 at 8am

Nah. We finished our bacon and hopped the boat to Wilderness Lodge.

Get out of my shot!

We showed off our favorite resort to Mom as we walked through and headed to the Bus Loop to make our way to Hollywood Studios, the third park she never gets a chance to go to!

Once there, our first stop was Toy Story Midway Mania. Hubby and the Kiddo rode together, so I was able to ride with Mom. She did terrible and ended up winning a cat.

I, of course, got a beaver.

Both of us have bad vision - I think it shows!

As we walked down the extended exit ramp, we saw a lot of people jammed at the doors and I realized... it's raining. Not a huge rain, but enough that we kind of pulled back in to the exit area and tried to decide what to do next.

It's soooooooooooooooooooooooo long!

In the end, we were all feeling a little antsy about the impending storm (especially Mom, who lives on the Gulf coast of Florida), so we decided to cut our losses and head back to the hotel.

Kiddo, Lazy and Mom

Hubby, Kiddo, Lazy

Once at the hotel, we said our goodbyes and parted ways. We took a pit stop at Wawa (as always) and hit the road. At this point, it was about 2:00.

Traffic seemed a bit heavy for a Wednesday, but we didn't think anything of it until we got past the Okahumpka Turnpike Service Plaza (about 70 miles from home). Once we were past there, traffic got slower and slower until finally, it just stopped.

This is our view on the Turnpike at 2:50pm

And this is the view behind us... there's a lot of traffic

At this point, we had no idea what was going on. We were thinking there was an accident or some other sort of tie-up up ahead and just continued to chill. We weren't in a rush. But we knew....

Yeah, there was some reason - an unusual reason - for this slow down. It's not every day that there is hardly any traffic coming the other direction when you're on the interstate.

I mean really? There's only three cars going South!

We kept creep, creep, creeping along at 5 miles an hour, for more than an hour. Hubby and I began trying to "guess" what the problem was, and where it was on the road (I guessed there was an accident where I-75 and the Turnpike merge together; I was wrong).

When we got to where I thought the problem was, there was no problem, so we had to rethink about what the problem might be.

The storm!  Duh!

Holy shit! Are all these people coming NORTH because of Irma?! Where do they think they're gonna go?

After more than an hour of this stop and go traffic, I made the decision to cut our losses and get off at State Road 200 in Ocala and take back-roads home. There were even back-ups when we got off the interstate!

We got off the Interstate around 3:50... to more traffic on State Road 200

There was a huge line for gas at the BP right off the freeway. Luckily, we're all Floridians and we know how to handle this shit - they were pulling over to the side of the road to wait in line, trying not to impede the flow of traffic too much.

I'd guess 4 lanes, 4 pumps each lane - 16 total pumps and still this backed up!

We got on US-441 and headed north, and soon the road was wide open.

Our view of 441 at 4:15pm

Because our Less-Than-2-Hour trip turned into an Over-4-Hour Trip, we decided to grab some dinner on the way home. Coming up 441, we could slip in to the new Publix they just opened up near campus.

Bad. Idea.

In case you don't know, I live in a college town. This Publix is the closest grocery store to all the major dorms and apartment complexes. Many of these children (yeah, I said it) have never had to deal with a hurricane, if they moved from out-of-state (or out of country!), and many more haven't had to deal with one in so long, that they were very young when the Summer of Hell happened to Florida in 2004. And if they ever have had to deal with a hurricane, chances are their parents were there to deal with the logistics of getting water, making an emergency kit, etc. Basically, I'm in a town of Hurricane Newbies, and it showed!

Parking was hell - there were scooters everywhere, parked willie-nillie. People were trying to put bottled water in bike baskets. This was a huge mistake. But, we kept on.

Inside, you would have thought zombies were coming! All of the water was pretty much gone, as was the bread and most of the pre-made food from the deli. We each grabbed a pre-made sandwich and a soda and got the heck out of there.  I was ready to GO HOME!

What a birthday, huh?