Once upon a time, I was a Lazy Lady. In 2011, I decided to train for a half-marathon and since then, I've done 5ks, 10ks, 15ks, a few trail runs and over fifteen half-marathons! I haven't lost my focus though; I'm still lazy, and I'm still frugal, so please pull up a chair and join me in my continuing endeavor to be healthy, frugal, and happy!
Monday, December 20, 2021
This is Why I Hate Leaving My House Unattended...
Sunday, December 12, 2021
No Medals?! - Santa Suits on the Loose 5k Race Report 2021
So.... the first thing you'll notice about this post is that there aren't any photos.
Guys, I lost my little camera.
Again!
I ran a 5k in Jacksonville in 2018, where I lost a really great camera, a little Samsung point and shoot... 16mp, easy to hold, with wi-fi and NFC.
I replaced it with a Canon PowerShot Elph 180 (which came bundled with an SD card, extra battery, and lots of other accessories). I used this little guy all the time, he was a great pocket camera for road trips or quick shots at races.
I know I had it during the race, so it had to have gotten left somewhere after the race. But where??? Or did I lose it later? I honestly can't see it in my mind anywhere after the finish line of this race.
Well, anyway, on with the (bare bones) race report!
Left the house around 5am, got to the beach around 7:30. Parking was a little difficult, so I ended up across the street at Panama Hattie's. I was able to pick up my packet and my tee shirt and take it back to my car before the race started, then I headed back over to the start area. I'm sure I took a bunch of photos, but I don't have them now, lol.
We took off at 8am, and my run was pretty uneventful... nothing sticks out in my memory, anyway. I didn't run very much, and the last half-mile was a quick walk because I got sucked into a conversation with an older lady who asked me about my skirt. Turned out she was a local Zumba instructor and she was trying to get me to join her gym.
I finished with a Chip Time of 57:57 (pace 18:40), 746th out of 851 total runners, and 41st out of 47 in my age group. You can see me and Zoomba Lady run it in, in the video below.
I took a quick selfie with Zoomba Lady then went to get my medal. We were told that there were no more medals! What? Apparently, they had not ordered enough medals (I think they only ordered 750, and weren't expecting more participants than that). The RD came over the bullhorn and said that if we didn't get a medal today, we could put our name on a list and get it at a later date. Okay, but how will that work for out of town folks, like me? I went back to the medal table to inquire about said list, and the volunteer just shrugged her shoulders in a sucks to be you kind of way, and just said there were no more medals.
At this point, I was a little frustrated, because I'm a bling whore. I want my medal. But I wasn't going to take it out on the volunteers, so I just considered it a loss and headed back to the car. My plan was to grab my bag of clothes and go back to the restrooms at the pier to change. But when I opened my trunk, imagine my surprise when I saw that my clothes bag was missing! Oh, shit... I left it on the dining room table at home! Crap. I have no clean clothes to change in to, other than the race shirt. So, I swung by the local Walmart to pick up some clothes - I had to get jeans, undies, a bra, and a new shirt. I took my purchases to the bathroom and attempted to change. The bra I got didn't fit, so I just put my sweaty sports bra back on (eww), but everything else was okay. I returned the bra and the jeggings a week later, to my local Walmart.
After that, I hit Buc-ee's on the way out of town, as I needed to go up to Ikea in Jacksonville. Santa Buc-ee was out, so of course I got my photo!
I hit up IKEA then went to Freddy's Frozen Custard for lunch. A quick stop at Wawa for a big-ass soda for the road, and I made my way home late that afternoon.
When I pulled up my email, I noticed this message from a few days ago, stating that people who registered prior to December 3rd would be given priority for receiving a medal. I registered in October, so I should have been given priority at the race today. But, how would they know, in the hecticness of a finish line, right?
A few days later, they followed up with an additional email, thanking everyone for an amazing event, and asking those of us who didn't get a medal to email them to request one. So that's what I did.
I got my medal a few months later, and it's super cute and worth the wait, I suppose. But I sure do wish I'd gotten it when I earned it.
Monday, November 22, 2021
Run Your Cupcakes Off - The Cupcake Race 5k 2021
Looking toward the starting area |
Aww, it's so tiny |
Sunday, November 14, 2021
Empty Beaches & Treasure Hunting - Endless Summer 5k Race Report 2021
So, this was a race that I've wanted to do for a few years. I love St. Augustine, and I love the quirky description of the tee you get:
Our Turtle Shirts have been extremely Popular. In fact, it's the "BEST T-Shirt in Running HISTORY" (so says the artist).
This year was the 18th annual race, which benefits Don's Foundation, a foundation dedicated to encouraging college students to choose the Alternative Break, where students choose to travel on their breaks and help those less fortunate. Sadly, Don passed away at only 22, in 2009, after a tragic fall while at home.
I was psyched for this race when I signed up in March, but a few months later, we planned our Anniversary Adventure Road Trip, and oh crap... This race was scheduled for September 11, when we're on vacation..! I was bummed, and reached out to Jim the Race Director to see if I could have my swag mailed to me. He was more than willing to send everything to me, which was great.
But then, just a few weeks before the race was set, I got an email telling participants that the race was postponed (not cancelled!). Don's Foundation chose to move it to November because of "current Covid concerns."
Endless Summer 10K Cross Country and 5K Beach Run/Walk are temporarily postponed...not canceled.
We are making plans for a November run as we did last year.
Both the 10K & 5K Runs are SOLD OUT. However, many of those who registered for the runs have recently transferred to the Virtual Runs amid current covid concerns. Also, our Florida State Park system and our local Sheriff's Office have been affected by covid, as you may have heard.
For these reasons we have chosen, out of respect for many of you and our partners at the State Park, to postpone the events until a date in November (to be determined). Note that this was not at the request of the State of Florida......just a decision we made to support you and our local partners.
Many of you will be glad that the events are being postponed, as most of the Virtual Runners would rather switch back and run the actual 10K or 5K. Also, many of you may be disappointed....but, we can all hope that the weather will be much nicer in November :) Also, we hope to be able to run both races in November with less restrictions (as last year).
We do have a nice advantage as our runs take place in Anastasia State Park, which also allows us to reschedule for any reason including inclement weather.
We will not have a September packet pick up, as we did last year. All packets will be picked up during race week (dates to be determined soon).
This was a very tough decision for us.
We want to put on a great event for all of the participants and hopefully things will be a little better in a month or two. We are exploring a date in November and will let all of you know very soon.
Thank you for your support and understanding.
We appreciate each and everyone of our participants, sponsors and partners.
Oh, okay! This sucks for everyone who was ready for a September race, but this worked out great for me! I quickly emailed Jim and let him know that I was able to participate in person, and looked forward to a much less humid fall race along the beach.
Oh, but wait?!?
Is this the same week as The Cupcake Race? No, it's okay. That race is the weekend after this one.
So I made my way to St. Augustine on a cloudy Saturday morning, sadly without my little point & shoot camera. Yes, I lost another freaking camera (Hello, my name is Lazy and I lose cameras). The last time I remember having it for a race was last month at Run the Runway. For the life of me, I can't figure out where it would have disappeared to, or where I might have lost it. At this point, I'm wondering if it's even worth it to buy a new camera, or if I should just embrace doing photos with my phone... I guess I'll shop around and see if there's anything affordable out there right now. And if I can get a Tile or something to help me find that one when I inevitably lose it, too!
Anyway, I was able to score a parking spot inside Anastasia Island State Park - I think there was only one or two more spots open before they made people park outside the park. I picked up my goody bag, which was a neat backpack, and had my bib, tee (damnit, they gave me a dude's shirt, not a ladies v-neck, grrrr), sticker, and random koozie.
Single-Strap Backpack with Front Pocket & Luggage Tag |
Sticker (will turn into Magnet) |
Boy Howdy! What is Creem USA? |
Photo of Race Shirts (courtesy Don's Friend website) |
The flag was massive, hung from a Fire Truck |
Waiting for the fast folks to get out of my way |
Lots of room now |
Dreary Selfie |
Turn Around Point for the 5k |
Yes, there's people behind me! |
Hello? Is there anyone out there? |
There's a walkway there somewhere |
This is probably gorgeous during sunset |
Almost done! |
Hang a right! |
It's a cute medal; matches my manicure! |
Wearing my "Waves" Sparkle Skirt (get it, waves?) |
Yes, that's a cart full of Buc-ee's treasures! Chips, fudge, cookies, jerky, Beaver Nuggets, probably a shirt, and two drinks for the road.
Sunday, October 17, 2021
Run the Spaceport... I Mean Runway 5k Race Report 2021
(If you don't know The Chicks, you need to find them!) |
Remnants of the Lucy Launch before sunrise |
What a cool finish photo! |
That's some good-lookin' peach fuzz there! |
Nails painted in solidarity with the Southwest Airlines pilots Strike against Covid Vax Mandates (though Southwest blamed the issues on weather) |
This photo came out really nicely! |
Biscuit w/Butter & Jelly, Scrambled Eggs w/Cheese, Bacon ($4, give or take) |
Boneyard Beach is a favorite Jacksonville retreat and close-kept secret. Three miles of shoreline along the Nassau Sound at the very northeast corner of the city limits form a spectacular visual and ecological wonderland.
No skyscrapers are in sight, because the beach tucked into Big Talbot Island State Park is within the bounds of the federally protected area of the Timucuan Ecological and Historical Preserve. Sculpted by nature, this shoreline boasts 30-foot bluffs and a striking beach peppered with massive driftwood trees that recall images of an elephant graveyard.
Relatively recently (within the past few hundred years), this has meant a swift retreat for the shoreline resulting in rapid tree fall. Their bones are bleached, smoothed and battered by sun, sand and wind. While no longer standing, these trees still have an important job to do. They protect the remaining woods and uplands by dispersing and breaking up wind and wave energy and slowing further erosion. Their buffering effect keeps the barrier island in place so it can play its vital role of absorbing the brunt of the Atlantic hurricane season’s fury and protecting the cities, towns and salt marshes inland. Without the intricate root system of the forests here squeezing the sand and soil in place, the bluff would be eroding much faster, leaving Jacksonville exposed to more extreme sea level rise and storm impacts.
I'm going to blow this one up and frame it, it's so cool! |
Random items for scale |
Oh, my God, Becky, you look sooo ka-yoot! |