I Am a Pirate! Gasparilla Weekend Race Report (Day 2 - 15k and 5k)

Today was the first day of my two-day Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus Challenge, and it consisted of doing the 15k.  Well, my day also consisted of doing a 5k as well, in the place of my mom, who decided not to walk it with the Kiddo (Mom was having some Achilles Tendonitis, so she didn't want to push it).

We were up around 4:30 and me and the Kiddo ate breakfast.  We began getting ready to go, and once Hubby was up, he kept rushing us ("c'mon, it's already 5am, let's go!!" kind of stuff; Man I hates when I does that...)

Of course, he's right to do it, because we WERE running behind, but still...

Stepping outside the hotel room, the weather was a lot chillier than I was expecting!  I threw on a pair of tights under my Sparkle Skirt and made sure I had a set of Hot Hands (chemical hand warmers) in my jacket.

Again, like yesterday, traffic was bad once we got near the Convention Center.  We randomly followed other runners to a parking garage at the Bank of America Plaza. We parked originally on the 4th floor, but saw a sign that it was reserved, so we moved up to the 6th floor - no one wants to get towed!

Hubby and his head for navigation led us to the start line for the 15k.  I didn't see any waves slower than under 60 minutes (I checked later before writing this, and there weren't), so I got in Wave 4 (41-50 Minute Time).  While waiting, I opened the Hot Hands and put one in my sports bra and one in my pocket.  I also remembered to turn on Nike+, start my interval timer AND get the Garmin going (I'm so bad at that one...)

Not MY wave, but it was the slowest one they had

Off we go, and I'm doing 1:30/2:00 intervals (they were great intervals!). I didn't want to overdo it with 2/1 and screw myself - I had a lot of running ("running") to do this weekend and I wanted to make sure I finished all of it uninjured!

We headed up Platt Street Bridge before we even hit Mile 1.

This is the biggest "Hill" of the course

We also passed the Finish Line, which had a HUGE long chute!  I can't wait to run in to that in a few hours!

There's even bleachers for spectators

Closer shot of the finish line

We had to run over an underpass, and they hung a huge banner across it that read "You Can Do It!"  You bet your ass I can do it!

I *think* this is the Selmon Expressway Overpass?

I made it to Mile 1 and I'm feeling good!  The view of Tampa Bay from Bayshore is amazing and I can see why people love this place. There are a lot of gorgeous houses here!

Really nice sized Mile Markers!

As I ran by, oogling the houses, I couldn't help wonder what the cost of living here would be.  I just Zillow'ed Bayshore Boulevard (edit: I added the links for you!) and there is a lovely 8900+ SF 6 bed, 9.5 bath for ONLY 13.9 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!   It makes the 6 bedroom down the road a steal at only 3.5 million dollars, and the tiny little 728sf 1/1 condo at $165,000 seem like chump change!!!

"Chafing is hot. Call me"          "Run Faster - I just farted"          "Running takes balls. Other sports just play with them"

Between miles 1 and 2 was a huge trailer. Something called Rough Riders. I had no idea what or who they were, but they were dressed up kind of like cowboys and handing out beads. I'm a sucker for any beads I don't have to flash for!

Hey, Rough Riders!

There were also strands of beads hanging in the trees and bushes nearby, making them look oddly festive and trashy at the same time.  I hit up every single Rough Rider and loaded up my arm with beads.

Yup, I'm a bead whore

Soon enough, Mile 2 showed up and I was still feeling pretty good. It's still chilly out, so I've kept my jacket on, and we're still going down Bayshore. Our side was in the shade, which wasn't helping, temperature-wise.

Whoo hoo, Mile 2

I passed the Shalom building, and I thought it had really cool architecture.

Shalom!

Wow, there goes the leader's car already.

I like that the lead car has a clock on it!

I'm doing pretty good at Mile 3; not my best time, but I've seen worse. I'm pretty sure there are still a lot of people behind me, so there is no fear of me being last.

Worst 5k ever! Oh, this is a 15k?  Crap.

Finally, a water stop. I don't know why I like water stops so much: I always carry my own water... 

This guy had a great way of cleaning up all those empty cups; he was using a huge piece of plywood to shove them in to a huge pile!

Shove... shove...

We're at Mile 4 now, and we should be turning off on to a different road in a minute.

Mile 4! Look at all those people over THERE, though...

I made it to the turn-around spot!!! Hit that mat!!!

Boom!  Halfway!

Right after the mat, there was a little girl with her dad cheering us on and lots of the runners in front of me were giving her their beads. I just trotted on by with a wave. Hey, I ran for 'em, they're MY beads. Call me selfish, I don't care. 

Back on Bayshore, we are officially more than halfway done and passing Mile 5.

Feelin' alive at Mile 5

I'm still pretty cold at this point, and was thinking that I was going to need to keep wearing the jacket for the 5k. Then I realized that the Kiddo didn't bring an extra jacket or long sleeves (for the race) so I called hubby and asked him to bring my grey jacket (for Kiddo to use) and my Halo (pocket power for my iPod) from the car.  I felt guilty asking him to go all the way back to the car for it, but knew that there was no way I was gonna give up my jacket (especially since it was cold and wet and sweaty.... ewwww). Hubby told me later that he thought I was calling him to tell him I QUIT, and he was going to yell at me!  LOL, no such thing as quit!

After I hung up, I also moved the second Hot Hands packet to the other side of my bra. Now I had one in each cup.  

Mile 6 back on Bayshore

I've made it to Mile 6 and I'm almost 2/3 of the way done!  Again, not my best 6-mile time, but I'm out to finish a challenge, not WIN the challenge.

This mile was really boring for some reason. It was just one foot in front of the other, admiring the beautiful bay and keeping up with my intervals.

Here we are at Mile 7 and I have less than a 5k to go!
 

What can I say? It's Mile 7!

Mile 7 was also pretty boring, so here's Mile 8!

Oooooooooh, Mile 8!

I got passed by the first 5k runner right after passing Mile 8.  The way the weekend works is that the 15k and the 5k are on Saturday, then the Half and the 8k are on Sunday.  There is another challenge, the Ultra Challenge, that is the 15k, 5k, Half and 8k.  Wow! I'm over here struggling to finish the 15k and there are people who have already finished who are now running the 5k...

Please don't run me over

At this point, all of us 15k'rs are told to move to the right so we wouldn't get run over by the 5k'rs. 

A bunch of 5k folks passed us, but we made it to Mile 9! We're so close!!!

Mile 9!! Mile 9!!

There's the overpass!  After the overpass is the chute!!!

I can't see it from here!

And here is that long-ass finisher chute that I passed just a few hours ago!

Mooooooo

Boom!!! Finished!!! PR, baby!!!! Oh, yeah!!!  I beat my Gate time by like 10 minutes!!!

That's a good pace!

I spotted the family and walked over and got my hugs, before being ushered along by a volunteer.

I was given my medal and then a bottle of water.  I met up with the family again and I got a few photos taken with local "Pirates".

After decompressing for a moment, we walked to a semi-quiet area so I could change bibs and get ready for the 5k.  I also changed out of my green shirt that I had been wearing to a black top with a red scarf - I was attempting to look like a pirate. It didn't work very well.

Arrr, we're pirates

The Kiddo ended up taking my white jacket anyway (even though it was drenched with sweat). I got rid of my fleece earwarmers, too, since my head was way hot by now, and chugged some PowerAde. I checked the power situation of my iPod and ended up not needing my Halo at all.

We headed towards the start line and kind of slipped in between the fences, not even realizing that we had line-jumped about a thousand people by doing that. Oops.

Front line of the Stroller Roll and Walk (AKA the Slow Folks)

Action Shot!

We had to stand around for about 10 minutes, and the standing (in a very large crowd with not a lot of room to move around) was inducing leg cramps and general crappiness.

The kiddo took the opportunity to try her Chocolate Honey Stinger that we got at the Expo last night.  I tried it, as well; I didn't like the flavor, but the texture was fine for me.

I ended up not needing my grey jacket, and after taking off, I handed it to Hubby past the start line.  I felt SOOOOO bad for making him go to the car to get it and the Halo, only to not need either one...

The course is very similar, but slightly different, from the 5k.

This Publix smelled like fried chicken and it was very unfair

We passed this little cutie right after starting. Since this was a Stroller Walk, she had her little stroller with her.  (I think we still got beat by her...)

Bitch, I'm fabulous!

Once past this area, the course is the same as the 15k, so I knew what to expect. I spent a lot of time watching the masses of runners coming back towards the finish line.

Then I saw this...

Daniel? Are you waxing off in there?

I had absolutely no idea what this was. My first thought was Ralph Macchio in The Karate Kid. You know, when he went to the Halloween party dressed like a shower?

Well, turns out it wasn't Ralph, but the architect of the Sykes Building (in Tampa) who ran AS his building!  How creative!

Before even hitting Mile 1, the Kiddo needed a pottie stop. Apparently, while waiting for me to finish the 15k, she had drank (drunk?) all of her water, but didn't have anywhere to tinkle.  

Thank you, Portable Sanitation, for the plethora of potties this weekend

She was in there a while, so I took a 15k medal Glamour Shot. 

Oooooooooh, Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Very soon after the potty stop, we made it to Mile 1!

Hey, this looks familiar

The kiddo didn't want to run very much, so this ended up being one hell of a walk for us (seriously, it was like we were at the mall...)  She took a lot of water at each water stop, like it was going out of style.  I was expecting her to have to tinkle again before we were done. 

We made it to Mile 2 with no tinkle stop. 

Already on the other side of Bayshore

I don't remember why we stopped to take this photo. It had something to do with the island in the background that you can barely see over the railing. But she really wanted me to take it. So here it is. 

Hey, look at this pretty island thing back there. I'm a pirate.

At this point, as much as I love my daughter, I'm really regretting doing this 5k. She's going so slow, and all I want to do is finish. I'm tired. I'm hungry. I'm really aching in my hips and knees.  Next year, I'll definitely need to work on fuel and pop some Tylenol before the 5k, if I do it again).  It's heating up out here (seriously, it was probably like 11a.m. at this point) and I'm just unhappy. 

The Kiddo kept complaining that she was hot, but she never took off her (my) jacket!  Instead, she kept taking water and dumping it on her head. I can't fault the logic (I love doing that when it's hot), but I generally take some layers off first.

Too hot? Step 1 - Take off JACKET!

Finally, though, we slogged our way past the Mile 3 sign (which I have no photo of) and crossed the finish line!  It took us over 70 minutes to do a 5k, which is BY FAR my worst time ever, but I won't count this as an actual race time - this was all for her. 

I let her finish first, as I always too, and judging by her MarathonFoto, she seemed pretty pleased.
 

She did it!!

Unlike earlier at the 15k, the finish line was so empty, we could do an actual Finish Line photo.

Finish Line Photo!!!!

We headed up the bridge and got our medals (the blue one). 

15k medal on the left; 5k medal on the right. 1 more race to get 2 more medals!

We got some water then posed to take photos with the pirates again. This time, because there was no one around, we sweet-talked ALL the pirates to get in to ONE photo with us. It was awesome, and I totally want a corset.
 

ALL the Pirates!

While we were standing there, Hubby was off to one side, maybe 10 feet away from us.  A motorcycle cop came our way and stopped right in front of him. Hubby looked at him and the cop snidely said "no, don't move or anything!" Hubby looked at him like, "huh?" and the cop yelled at him, "MOVE!"  What the hell, bro? The road we were on is at least a 2-lane road (but I think 4), and there was plenty of room down the middle of the road (more people off to the sides than in the middle). What was up the cop's ass for him to go berserk like that? I dunno, but you can bet your ass I reported him when I got home! 

Still freaking out a bit about Ponch and his attitude, we headed back towards the Q105 After Party. Hubby, the darling that he is, thought that it was IN the same building as the Expo, so he dragged my happy ass all the way up the long flight of stairs only to discover that it was BEHIND the building. 

I limped my way back downstairs to the party. Wow, it's busy here, and we weren't even AT the party yet.  We grabbed a banana for the Kiddo and a semi-flat, kind of warm watered-down Coke for me (but DAMN, it was still super-tasty).  Also grabbed a few Special K granola bars, but when we got to the end of that line and saw how busy the actual party was, we said screw it! It was frankly just too damn far for me. 

We headed back to the parking garage, only to discover that the elevators didn't work - they only worked with a key card, which of course, we did not have. 

We got lucky though, and eventually (I think we must have been at this place for 10 minutes) an elevator came DOWN so we could hop aboard without the key, and we made it to our car on the 6th floor. As we drove down, we stopped at the little building (what is that called, anyway?) to pay for the parking, but the gate opened up before I could get my credit card out, so... we'll I'm not gonna lie... I drove right outta there!  

We made our way back to the lovely Ramada (happy birthday, Debra!), and hubby went directly back out to go get ice for me.  The kiddo changed in the bathroom while I chilled out, then hubby came back, started me a bath and dumped in all the ice!!  He's not a runner, so he doesn't know that you need to gradually ice down, not get in to a slushie.  I warmed up the ice bath a bit (I had a 'chill' bath), hopped in for 10 minutes of torture, then switched over to a hot bath for another 10 minutes or so. 

Bathed and dressed, we decided lunch at Wendy's sounded good.  I ended up with a spicy chicken sandwich and some super fresh french fries courtesy of the lovely lady at the register, as well as a frosty.  

I needed to find somewhere to walk around for a bit so that I didn't cramp up, and I recalled that there was an IKEA in Tampa. Hubby wasn't too thrilled with the idea at first (He hates Tampa, really hates Ybor and hates people who shop at IKEA.) I told him to suck it up and deal with it. 

So we went to IKEA!

"Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen"

Just in the parking lot and I was already nerding out over it. I love furniture you put together yourself. I love inexpensive furniture. I love "stuff".  

I was not disappointed with IKEA.  We walked around the showroom part and hubby started falling in love with the store, then we got to the upstairs "stuff" part and I was in heaven! So much storage, so many pieces of furniture!  It's a damn good thing we have a small car, or I would have loaded up on new lamps and storage pieces. Maybe next year. 

We stopped at WaWa on the way back to the hotel and got some dinner (I think I got a quesadilla) then chilled out and got ready for tomorrow.

Tomorrow is the 2nd half of my Lime Cactus Challenge - an 8k (that's about 5 miles)!