The Lazy Lady: Election 2020 - The Only Thing We Did on Election Day was Tell Them How Many Votes Were Needed on Election Night

After sleeping through an historic election in 2016, I was ready to stay up late tonight and usher in the second term of President Trump. I was truly hoping for an epic Mainstream Media Meltdown even greater than the first time!

I made sure that I had two huge cups of Pepsi to keep me caffeinated throughout the day! I headed to bed around 8, curling up with Fox on the TV and flipping through Twitter. Coverage was pretty uneventful until around 9pm, when I began to wonder why Fox wasn't calling Florida for Trump. It was obvious that the Sunshine State would go red again! Florida polls close at 8pm, and we count our Absentee Ballots before Election Day, so there were few of those left to tabulate... it started feeling a little hinky, especially when it got to be 10pm and Florida still wasn't called.

And then, they didn't call Georgia, either? Oh... okay, there's a water line break. Which just so happens to be located at a polling site in a strongly Democrat district?

Around 10:30pm, Philadelphia stopped counting all mail-in ballots. Like, okay, guys, let's head on home and pick this up in the morning, mmmmkay?

Then, Fox (when even CNN didn't) called Arizona, with only 50% of the votes counted, as a Biden state, while Florida and Georgia still hadn't been called? What the actual hell is happening right now?

Following Philly's lead, the entire state of Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin all stop counting, too! I feel like I'm in the twilight zone!

At this point, I'm frustrated, I'm angry, and frankly... despondent. I believe that what I watched is blatant and actual cheating that will get Biden into the White House. I can't believe that in America, in 2020, that it would even be possible. I was seething, and I knew that if I didn't go to sleep, I would be up all night, getting madder and madder. I turned the TV off at 1:30am but couldn't get to sleep until around 2am.

I woke up at 9am, and pried my crusty eyes open, expecting to see "President-Elect Biden" in my newsfeed, but I didn't, so that was a glimmer of hope! Instead I saw things like "too close to call," "recounts," and other encouraging phrases. After grabbing a very large soda for the day, I settled myself at my desk to see what I missed.

Boy, I missed a lot!

As of 10:30 a.m. on Wednesday, we were waiting on the outcome of Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, Alaska, and Nevada. At that point, I just sat at my desk, listening to the daily Chicks on the Right Facebook Live video, watching Louder with Crowder's 8-Hour Election Day Live Stream, and being absolutely pissed off at states who don't know how the fuck to count Absentee Ballots before the fucking polls close, like how Florida does it; Florida starts counting as soon as they are returned to the Supervisor of Elections so that by Election Night they aren't swamped by millions of ballots.

I got absolutely no work done on Wednesday... I was watching my country be taken from me, right from under my feet, while seeing Liberals on Facebook dance with glee. It was horrendous! It reminded me of 2018, when DeSantis was running against Gillum for governor, and Scott was running against Nelson. Broward County and Miami-Dade County kept just magically finding random boxes or bags of ballots, and gee, they are all for Democrats... how lucky!

It's happening all over again but on a National scale. Rahm Emmanuel once said "You never let a serious crisis go to waste," and boy howdy, Covid is the biggest crisis we've seen in years. They scared the country for months, ensuring that people would fear leaving their homes and be horrified at the thought of being within 10 feet of another human. People can't possibly vote in person! We will die!

Enter the best gift to the Democrats... Mass-Mailed Mail-In Ballots.

Mass-Mailed Mail-In Ballots are ballots that are mailed to every single person on that county or state's voter rolls. No checking to see if the person is alive, dead, a felon, no longer a resident, or otherwise ineligible to vote. Nope, just here's a blank ballot, do with it what you will!

How do these differ from the Absentee Ballot that YOU used, Lazy? Well, there's a big difference. An Absentee Ballot is requested by the voter, and can only be requested after becoming a registered voter of the county one lives in (hence, they already have your info and know that you are an eligible voter). These types of ballots, at least in my county, must be re-requested after a certain amount of time, to ensure that you are still an eligible voter.

On the other hand, no one is verifying that any of the people that are receiving Mass-Mailed Ballots are still eligible. They just see a name and mail it. Many people posted on-line throughout the Fall that they got ballots for people who don't live at that address anymore, ballots for dead people, multiple ballots for the same person, and the like. So now, in addition to ballots being sent to people who shouldn't be able to vote, we have ballots that are most likely just being thrown in the trash... and ANYONE can root through the trash, fill out a ballot and send it back in. We assume that there is someone on the other end doing a signature validation, but we don't know for sure.

So, now we have a population of voters who will vote by mail. On top of that, we have multiple states (such as Pennsylvania, again) who changed their election procedures without including the State Legislature. The biggest changes involved how those Mail-In Ballots can be received... Some states said that ballots received by midnight on Election Day can be counted. Some states said that ballots postmarked by Election Day can be counted. Some states said that ballots postmarked a week after Election Day can be counted!!!

Okay... so now that we know the difference between ballots (especially because the Media likes to conflate the two, or combine them into one type), let's continue on with this shit show that is the day after Election Day. You can catch up with Crowder's Tuesday Night/Wednesday Morning Live Stream with election updates and video of election fraud.