The Lazy Lady: March of Dimes 2014 Walk Report

Today was my third March of Dimes walk, and the Kiddo’s second. She told me the other day that she wanted to be near the back so that we could score ‘lots of swag’ like last year. Little did I realize just HOW far in the back did she want to be!

We got there earlier than we did last year, and had plenty of time to pick up our check-off card. This is the card that, when you get to each station, you get stamped so that when you are done, you can get a free burger or slice of pizza or whatever. (It also proves that you actually walked, instead of sat in your car for 3 hours then came back for free food….)

The Map

Back of The Map with more info

All the stations that you need to get stamped

After getting our card, we stopped by the Dunkin’ Donuts booth and got a fresh chocolate glazed cake donut (oh, how I miss these from my Dunkin’ days!)

Coffee was over on the left side, and about 4 different kinds of donuts on the table in front

Donuts and smiles!

When it was time to go, we hung out in the back, letting the mass of crowds go ahead of us. I don’t like crowds anyway, so this was a win for me.

So many people...

We started walking when the majority of the crowds were gone, and though it was overcast, it didn’t look like we’d get the rain we got last year.

The first hill, not too bad

It always amazes me what people wear or carry with them on this walk… Dude, you are walking NINE miles (more or less). Respect the distance!

I think she was wearing Gladiators too.... This isn't the mall.

Yee haw! Let's rustle up some dimes for babies! (She's wearing boots)

The Cheer Squad (or Obnoxious Screamers)

Stop 1 (1.2 Miles) was sponsored by Santa Fe College. There were bananas, oranges and yummy Silver Springs Bottled Water.

Stop 2 (1.6 Miles) was sponsored by Florida Credit Union, the best non-bank in existence! They had trail mix, water and really cool lip balm/sunblock sticks. I’m definitely gonna tuck that in with my race gear!

Stop 3 (2 Miles) was sponsored by Campus USA Credit Union. They had more trail mix, crackers, cookies, water and these little first aid bags – I think it has some bandaids, BioFreeze, Neosporin and a Lifesaver in it! I always get these and tuck them away in my run bag too.

Coming up on the Campus USA Stop, in front of the Millhopper Library

I should have flipped one over so you could see the contents!

Stop 4 (2.4 Miles) was sponsored by Wells Fargo. The first year I did this, they gave away lots of ‘tchotchkes’ like door basketballs and desk calendars. All that I saw was this tent, and we just trucked right by - I don't think we even stopped.

It was a fiesta - I think they had people in serapes and sombreros

A little further past this stop was a Beverage Trailer – they had COLD sodas (I grabbed a few Strawberry Crush and a Dr Pepper) and bottled water. Also near here were porta-potties, if anyone needed them.

The guy inside was kind of grumpy, but it's probably hard to do this alone!

Unfortunately, also near the potties were a group of walkers – every single one of them pregnant or pushing a stroller – smoking. As an ex-smoker, I generally don’t begrudge anyone a smoke, but 1) you are pregnant and 2) you are smoking during a charity walk to save the lives of babies! Cut it out…

Peeing and smoking

Stop 5 (2.4 Miles) was sponsored by North Florida Regional Medical Center, easily the biggest stop of the walk. They always have really cool stuff like toys and bubbles. This year was kind of disappointing…

Good directional signage! The NFRMC is past the tunnel of potties

They had bubbles (so I grabbed a BUNCH, after telling the volunteer that my cat likes the bubbles), bananas, Apple & Eve juice, chocolate-covered mini doughnuts, stickers and trail mix. We each grabbed a few.

Before stop 6 is the area where the Survivor Row and Memorial Mile are. First, you get to walk by all the babies that March of Dimes helped (I love that part), but then you are bummed out by all the signs of the babies that didn’t make it. (Hate-filled irony? The Smoking Pregnant Chicks from stop 4? They were here, posing with their Memorial Marker – one of them lost a baby…. Perhaps if you stopped smoking while pregnant? Just a thought).

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again about this walk – I really wish that they would do the Memorial Mile FIRST, then the Survivors. It would be much more uplifting.

Oh, look - another group of walkers SMOKING. Seriously folks - DON'T smoke on the walk! I'm dying back here!!!!!

Stop 6 (4.1 Miles) was sponsored by Healthy Start. I believe that this was where Blue Bell was, with fruit popsicles, fudge pops and ice cream sandwiches. There was also a doggie pool and snacks for our 4-legged walkers.

Thank you UFH for the Family Support Tent, for those of us who choose to breastfeed in private

A popular stop - lots of frozen treats!

I got a Grape Freeze Fruit Juice Frozen Snack

The Kiddo chose a Fudge Popsicle

Stop 7 (4.6 Miles) was sponsored by Gainesville Regional Utilities. I don’t recall what they had, other than water.

Between this stop and the next is a HUGE hill (but not the biggest hill), and the Kiddo was kind of draggin’ at this point, so I said that once we got up the hill, we could take a rest at the bus stop up ahead (it’s covered, with lots of benches).

When we got there, there was someone actually waiting for the bus, and well, he was a bit of a Tinfoil-Hat-wearing kind of guy. We chatted about the walk for a bit, but then he began to tell me how the Illuminati killed JFK and blah blah blah, so I kind of nudged the Kiddo and we headed out.

I did see this witty bit of graffiti before we left though!

Stop 8 (5.3 Miles) was sponsored by UF Health (formerly Shands Hospital). They just had water.

Stop 9 (5.7 Miles) was sponsored by AvMed. I think they were right next to 93.7 K-Country who were handing out stickers.

Stop 10 (6 Miles) was sponsored by Walgreen’s and it was a fun stop. They had a cornhole (hehe) game set up, and you could win a small stuffed animal. You could guess how many beans were in the jar (I don’t think I won – I never heard from them), and they had a bunch of snacks set out on the table – lots of granola bars and trail mix bars and buried underneath…. CHOCOLATE! I dug around and got a handful of yummies before we headed out down the road to the next stop.

Past the bus stop was Walgreens (the red tents)

Stop 11 (6.2 Miles) was sponsored by Walmart. I love Walmart. I hate people who hate Walmart simply because the Main Stream Media tells them to hate Walmart. My Walmart is AWESOME! Anyway, they had AWESOME stuff. We got lots more bubbles, sno-cones, bananas, apples, tangerines, crackers and trail mix! We were bringing up the rear of the walk, so all the people wanted to get rid of what they had (which is why the Kiddo wanted to be in the back in the first place).

Stop 12 (7 Miles) was sponsored by the Gainesville Regional Airport. An old co-worker of mine got a job there a few years ago (we were laid off at the same time), and I was glad to see that he was still employed there, helping out at the booth! We chatted for a bit, and I got some animal crackers, Gatorade, water and one of those oval car stickers – it says GVL.

Stop 13 (7.1 Miles) seemed a lot further away from stop 12 than just .1 miles! It was sponsored by LifeSouth blood bank. They had little kids giving out pens and Post-It notes. (They were good pens, too!)

Pens and Post-It notes

After the LifeSouth stop, it was time for The Hill. Okay, so it’s not quite as bad as the 8^th Avenue Hill that I talk about a lot, but I’d say it’s the 2^nd worst hill I’ve encountered in town. The Kiddo and I put on our game faces, tucked in our earbuds, tucked our heads down and kicked that hill’s butt!

Here comes the hill!

She is so tired right now!

There was no “One mile to go!” banner or anything this year (in previous years there were cheering fans to give you that push near the end). It kind of bummed me out….

But finally, we came around the corner, back on to 34^th, and we could see the final stop.

She looks like she's done!

Stop 14 (8.5 Miles) – finish! The Kiddo and I turned in our stamped cards in return for some Domino’s Pizza, which we carried back to the car. She was tired and exhausted, and so was I! It took is over FOUR HOURS to do this walk! I think next year, we need to go a little faster – I’m all for being in the back, but it physically HURT to go this slow! My back is killing me (from all the swag), my feet are dying and I can’t feel my fingers from all the swelling….